by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Editor’s Note: What was I thinking????? Still not a fan of MGK, but at least he’s not as deranged as Conor McGregor. Carry on.
First, I don’t care. Lulz. Second, I’m hard at work on the first of four novels I’m writing simultaneously and I need a bit of a distraction while I do that. So, let’s talk about the real important issue of the day: who would make a better babydaddy for Megan Fox, Machine Gun Kelly or Conor McGregor?
I totally understand why Fox is banging MGK. I get it. She’s an older woman who wants to fuck a younger guy — one young, dumb and full of cum with a huge cock, fame and lots of money. Ok, ok, that makes sense. It’s just…he kind of looks like a twink that was pushed into a vat of testosterone.
Megan Fox is a brunette, so it would make a lot more sense for her to date Pete Davidson than MGK — and Davidson has become Mr. Home and Harth of late for some reason. I think he could probably get talked into being Megan Fox’s babydaddy.
But, it’s Conor McGregor who is our other option.
He made his move at the MTV Video awards. He made his point — he got Fox’s attention. That’s all he had to do. Now, he waits and sees if Fox slides into his DMs on the DL, as the kids say.
It just seems, to me, a rando, that Fox and McGregor would make a much bigger celebrity power couple. McGregor gives off Jason Statham vibes — even if he’s a bit more twitchy — but if he was Fox’s babydaddy, the event would take them both into another level of celebrity. And, I think, McGregor is man enough that he would at least TRY to stick around should Fox become great with child.
Or not. What do I know.
