by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
The British like to try to make us believe that they’re so concerned with class that they don’t have time to think about race. But, guess what? Wrong! Just take how often the limey’s across The Pond freak the fuck out about this or that twitch from Megxit.
There are a few things I would suggest to Prince Harry Windsor-Mountbatten do if he really wanted to piss his snooty royal family off. One — look into becoming an American citizen. That would be ha-ha funny.
I would also suggest he host Saturday Night Live.
Though, I know it’s one of those things that sounds really cool on paper….but would probably be a big old dud in real life. It would be historic, but not…very funny.
Anyway. Ignore me. I’m the guy worrying that Tik-Tok may be reading my mind.
