by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Ugh. Emily Ratajkowski and her nose job. Ms. Ratajkowski, is, in my opinion, the best looking woman working as a professional model today. She’s smart, “woke” and fucking drop dead gorgeous.
But I have a minor beef with her — she fixed her nose.
The thing about it is, she fixed her ever-so-slightly flawed nose late enough in the game that I came to associate it with her. Overall, she was The Body (and The Face) in my mind and she had that tiny little flaw of a ever-so-slightly bent nose.
It gave her face just a tick of personality to an otherwise otherworldly beauty. Now, she’s still an industrial strength beauty, but there seems to be something missing.
In passing, Ms. Ratajkowski has got to have the most languid of personalities. She’s so laid back she’s barely cognizant. But lulz, no one cares what have to say.
