The Serious Business Of The Silly Catturd ™


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

First — fuck the New Right and fuck Catturd ™.

Now that I’ve gotten that out my system, we have to take Catturd ™ seriously because it’s very easy to imagine a situation in the near future where there’s a severe political crisis and Catturd ™ uses his ability to trend MAGA-themed topics in a way that helps establish a MAGA New Right-friendly media narrative.

I don’t make the rules, that’s just what we have to worry about.

And if you think I’m being “hysterical,” I “don’t have a sense of humor” or I just think “orange man bad” PLEASE EAT SHIT AND FUCK OFF.

Anyway. Don’t sleep on Catturd ™.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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