by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
First — fuck the New Right and fuck Catturd ™.
Now that I’ve gotten that out my system, we have to take Catturd ™ seriously because it’s very easy to imagine a situation in the near future where there’s a severe political crisis and Catturd ™ uses his ability to trend MAGA-themed topics in a way that helps establish a MAGA New Right-friendly media narrative.
I don’t make the rules, that’s just what we have to worry about.
And if you think I’m being “hysterical,” I “don’t have a sense of humor” or I just think “orange man bad” PLEASE EAT SHIT AND FUCK OFF.
Anyway. Don’t sleep on Catturd ™.