This is meant to be one of those songs that is completely ridiculous and whatever. I’m writing in a way that it’s meant to be serious but I can’t help but keep thinking of The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band’s Mr. Bojangles.
MBS
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform.
when you’ve got enemies and plenty of oil
you know the score
people can vanish quick as can be
leaving just tape behind
so I must say don’t cross
Mr. Bone Saw
Mr. Bone Saw
Mr. Bone Saw
he’s played his trump card
the price of peace
is the innocent being sliced up
slice up into pieces
don’t you fret though
you’ll never pay at the pump
’cause Trump’s on the stump
we’re all aghast that it happened
but nothing will happen ’cause of MBS
’cause Jared’s on the case
Ivanka’s got the lace
the price of oil is its own grace
Mr. Bone Saw
Mr. Bone Saw
Mr. Bone Saw
he’s played his trump card
[bridge]
wish we could put things
but in their place
bring people back together
before they got cut up
yet the deal is done
ain’t it
Mr. Bone Saw.
Mr. Bone Saw
Mr. Bone Saw
Mr. Bone Saw
he’s played his trump card
