‘Owned’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

This is me vaguely talking about how conservatives will do just about anything — even be self-destructive — to “own the libs.”

Owned
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

oh the things I’ll do
to show you who’s boss
I’ll burn my bridges before I cross
leaving me with a burden of my own
sell my soul so I won’t be

owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)

I’m free as can be with my love
liberal in spirit
watch me throw the dice
no one has ownership over me ’cause
no matter what I’ll never be

owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)

[bridge]
going to plant my feet
in this free soil tonight
have to conserve my strength
’cause there’s liberation to have
when dawn arrives

owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)
owned
(liberation)

‘Attention’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Song

This is my attempt at one of those vaguely political songs that people like Katy Perry sing.

Attention
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

sip my tea
watching anarchy
are you with me?
our north star seems so far away
truth is obscured by events
my heart breaks watching fate slip by

grab my hand and let me say
with all sincerity

if you’re not angry
you’re not paying attention
if you’re not angry
you’re not paying attention
wake up

we’re living in darkness at noon
sleepwalkers all around me
agendas turning with the earth
the glow of their eyes shines bright
dark as night I’m afraid
how this all ends is anyone’s guess
the last thing I can do is dance

grab my hand and let me say
with all sincerity

if you’re not angry
you’re not paying attention
if you’re not angry
you’re not paying attention
wake up

[bridge]
don’t tell me to calm down
I’m not a clown
these tears are real
my rage comes from the heart
the only wall that exist
we’re going to tear down

I’m not a slave
have a mind of my own
people we tie our shoes
be prepared to beat the drum
keep the masters on the run

grab my hand and let me say
with all sincerity

if you’re not angry
you’re not paying attention
if you’re not angry
you’re not paying attention
wake up

‘Hipster Coffee Shop’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Rock Song

I just feel like telling a story in verse, so you get this. No one cares about anything I do. I just sometimes like being creative for creative sake.

Hipster Coffee Shop
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

wake up and brush my hair
open the door with out a care
people walk on by with a smile
I’m going to leave my problems a mile away
’cause I’m on my way
on my way to my safe space

hipster coffee shop
hipster coffee shop
hipster coffee shop

don’t blink an eye
’cause we’re all going to die
the coffee is cheap
the girls will give you a smile
maybe even let you have a moan
if you sound smart enough
but you’ve got to have the goods
if you’re going to make it at the

hipster coffee shop
hipster coffee shop
hipster coffee shop

[bridge]
don’t you fret
I’ll grow out of it
I’ll make my folks proud
put on a suit and tie
my tax breaks will come
I’ll leave the coffee behind

hipster coffee shop
hipster coffee shop
hipster coffee shop

great things come to those who wait
so when my coffee arrives
I’ll go out side and sigh
look out into the sky
enjoy my moment in the sun
my moment in the sun at the

hipster coffee shop
hipster coffee shop
hipster coffee shop

Idle Rambling About An Interesting Possible Feature For A Discussion Platform #Startup

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

This is nonsense because no one listens to me, but it seem as though it would be cool if you had the ability to post a full page post into a threaded discussion system and there was a tab feature where you could see a live chat “behind” the the Post. This is one way to have a similar experience as IRC.

Anyway, no one listens to me and I have no money. Here’s a rough mockup:

‘I Has A Sad’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Song

Just feel like writing song lyrics.

I Has A Sad
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

you got another girl
I see you walking by on the street
makes my heart break
in my mind we’re holding hands
making plans
but for the time being I’m afraid
I has a sad

don’t keep breaking my heart
I feeling sad while she’s glad
do you even know the fun we could have
I has a sad
I has a sad
I has a sad

we’re set to always just be friend
it might make you glad
but it makes me mad
knowing we’re just right
bet your life
take you far away to heaven’s way
until then, though

don’t keep breaking my heart
I feeling sad while she’s glad
do you even know the fun we could have
I has a sad
I has a sad
I has a sad

[bridge]
bring me joy boy
be mind quick as can be
linger when you see me
be my baby

I know it’s just a dream
not meant for me
I’m wide awake it’s true
want to drink together with you
what else can I do

I has a sad
I has a sad
I has a sad

‘We’re Not Done’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Rock Song

My attempt at a Taylor Swift type song.

We’re Not done
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

seems like you think we’re about to part
but you’re all bark no bite
I look into your eyes and sigh
if you leave I’m afraid I might die
I lean into body and whisper

we’re not done
not by any stretch
my imagination says I’m right

we’re not done
no not at all
though you have the gall to say
you see the end as our fate
I want you to know
we’re going to still date
we’re not done
we’re not done
we’re not done

now I see a tear in your eye
I know you’re full of passion
feeling wronged
but give us a chance babe
we’ve still got time

we’re not done
not by any stretch
my imagination says I’m right

we’re not done
no not at all
though you have the gall to say
you see the end as our fate
I want you to know
we’re going to still date
we’re not done
we’re not done
we’re not done

[bridge]
if we’re done
I hope you’ll remember
remember what we had
don’t be sad if the end comes
remember the phone we had

there’s nothing more to say
you’re mind until the sun goes dark
my heart is locked and your inside
if you’re not by my side I just might die

we’re not done
we’re not done
we’re not done
we’re not done

V-Log: Dwelling On How To Save The Newspaper Industry With A Disruptive App

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Some general thoughts.

V-Log: The State Of The #Scifi #Novel I’m #Writing As Of Oct. 23rd, 2018

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Some thoughts.

‘Rouge Killers’ — #Lyrics To An R&B Pop Song

It is completely pointless for me to write lyrics, but sometimes I feel like doing it as a treat so here you go. Trump has a way with words, or at least thinking up song titles and concepts.

Rouge Killers
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

they roam the streets and the clubs
looking for people like you and me
they want to drain us dry of love of this world

rouge killers of love
in between the sheets
always wanting your deets
are you kidding me?

looking all fly
wanting to be your guy
they bite their lip
before giving you the slip
they’re the ones mamma warned you about
the lie, lie and lie

rouge killers of love
in between the sheets
always wanting your deets
are you kidding me?

[bridge]
need someone safe
to but me back together
why does it have to be so rough
when will I finally get enough?

stop kidding me I beg
rough killers are in your head
faking you out with their doubt
making you feel like you’re right
to be left out

rouge killers of love
in between the sheets
always wanting your deets
are you kidding me?

rouge killers
rouge killers
rouge killers
rouge killers of love

Of Newspapers & A Better Mouse Trap

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

It seems to me, the newspaper industry has finally reached a level of crisis and contraction that it might be willing to entertain a hail Mary pass strategy for its continued existence. Now, as I say repeatedly, I have no money, can’t code and don’t want to learn. As such, absolutely no one, but no one, listens to me.

And, really, maybe they shouldn’t.

I’m just a crank who likes to write at this point and the thing I’ve learned since I came back from Seoul is pretty much to be successful you have to be stable, have money and have some inkling of what your career is. To have such a career involves a complex series of metrics that I, alas, will never be able to attain in any traditional manner.

Having said all that, let’s waste some time and mull how one might save the newspaper industry at this late date. To me, this is a technological problem. So, as such, you need to build a new service from the ground up that not only would “save” newspapers via a rebirth online, but also address the existing issues associated with Twitter and Reddit. This may seem like a tall order, but it’s not really if you give it some thought.

What I would do, if I had enough money, is build an entirely new social media service whose whole reason for existence was to facilitate civil discussion. As such, I would look back to that most ancient of social media services, Usenet, for inspiration. The service would use the Usenet experience as a stepping off point. While Reddit is much like Usenet to some extent, I feel it’s such a ham-handed implementation as to be useless for my needs. It seems to me if you did as I proposed, you would have the following features.

Here are, going from basic to less basic the core features of the service I propose.

Posts
At the center of this service would be Posts. They would be a full page, multimedia and have a rich WYSIWYG editor people could use to write them with. It would be intuitive and robust and would make writing a post a joy to do. Now, in my imagination there would be two aspects to a Post in this service that would make them different — one is a video conference feature and the other is a minimum word count. You would almost be pressured into throwing in a video recorded video chat as part of any Post you wrote. Also, the service would demand you write, say, at least 300 words in a Post before you could put it into the system. This would prevent someone from simply say, “Meh” in a post, or using a post as a tweet-like thing. You might make some specific exceptions, for say, a politician not known for his long, cogent social media activity.

In-line Editing
One critical aspect to all of this would be in-line editing. If you had the write to contribute to the system — more on that later — you would have the ability to in-line edit someone else’s post in the context of a thread. Again, you would have to write a minimum amount in each edit, you couldn’t just say “You suck.” This might take some getting used to for people who are used to Twitter, but it would likely grow on people.

IRC-type discussions
I would study IRC and figure out ways to incorporate public text chat into the system in a big way. I think that might be really addictive if you did it right and would help with engagement on the service in general.

Threads
Now, the thread would also be crucial to this service. Only specific users would be allowed to start a new thread in a Group and this would hopefully significantly increase usability for everyone involved. Only Verified Account holders could start a thread at all. These would be people who the system trusted not to be abusive or go nuts for no reason.

Groups
In my imagination, there would be thousands and thousands of redundant Groups that would be created by people called System admins. These people would be in charge of naming the Groups and it would keep some order to the whole thing. Of all the people in the service, these people would be the most likely to be, well, paid. They would have the most rights within the system and as such the most responsibility as well.

Having said all that, how do newspapers fit into this? Well, it seems to me newspapers as we currently think of them are well on their way out and if you completely re-imagined how the public would interact with online content via the type of service I just proposed, I think that’s how you save newspapers. I could go on at great lengths about my specific vision for newspapers in this context, but no one listens to me and I’m feeling sad that I’ve come up with this great concept and yet nothing will ever be done with it.

Oh well.

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