This is an attempt at a John Lennon-like protest song, applied to the Trump Era.
Short Fingered Vulgarian
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
they call us the angry mob
we’ll I’d like to lob a few words their way
much to everyone’s dismay
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pretends to lead us
fills me with rage
makes me want to march to the polls
don’t interrupt me I’m on a roll
their dear leader is not so dear to me
he’s just a con man in a cheap suit
got little stubby fingers to boot
lust in his heart for his progeny
it’s pretty obvious to me
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pretends to lead us
fills me with rage
makes me want to march to the polls
don’t interrupt me I’m on a roll
[bridge[
once this is over
gunna buy the world a drink
watch the forces of darkness slink
slink back from where they came
under a rock
it’s all really lame
don’t want you tell me the facts
just makes me unable to relax
we’re going to take the country back
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