I just think the fact that the Right was so eager to assume Taylor Swift was one of them is rather amusing. Even though none of my lyrics will ever be produced, I couldn’t help myself with this one.
Swift Approval
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@sheltbumgarner
please give credit if you produce or perform
the Right wants to know how you think
if you slink their way
they’re ready to make hay every which way
but when news of your views arrives
there’s anything but swift approval
swift approval
she’s with The Resistance
swift approval
America’s already great
swift approval
swift approval
swift approval
never you fear
the blonde ambition is in the air
we’ll all fair quite well I believe
when her political views are laid bare
don’t get me wrong I understand their views
they dig her looks and songs
swift approval
she’s with The Resistance
swift approval
America’s already great
swift approval
swift approval
swift approval
[bridge]
Pepe had it all wrong
had his troll face out for a beer
to celebrate but he was too late
swift approval turned out to be left
when they expected a right
swift approval
she’s with The Resistance
swift approval
America’s already great
swift approval
swift approval
swift approval
