I know nothing about music, but this is meant to have a punk beat to it. I’m just writing stories in verse. Someone else will have to do something with them.
Carter Page
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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a FISA warrant was issues for him
but he don’t mind
he’s got a big old grin on his face
we all know he’s an agent of a forign power
but he just wants us to know his name
Carter Page
Carter Page
that’s his name
Carter Page
being an agent
is his claim to fame
don’t you fret
don’t you worry one bit
Carter Page doesn’t give a shit
his shit eating grin is on CNN
it seems like every minute
he knows all the secrets
knows all the lies
one day it’ll all come crashing down
but you’ll know his name
his name is Carter Page
Carter Page
Carter Page
that’s his name
Carter Page
being an agent
is his claim to fame
[bridge]
Carter Page
just wants his moment in the sun
feeling the spotlight on his face
is its lone saving grace
Carter Page
Carter Page
that’s his name
Carter Page
being an agent
is his claim to fame
