This one is about Trump saying he can pardon himself. You’d probably have to soften it a bit to expect to get any airplay.
Pardon Me
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
done many crimes
spoken many lies
but you can’t catch me
in your deep net
because I’m the slickest you’ve seen
or least you can glean
pardon me
think I will
pardon me
pardon me
pardon me
I’ve got absolute power
to pardon myself for my rhymes
not need to chant
I’ll pick the locks
there’s nothing you can
can’t impeach my works
I’m a rock
when the people come to my door
with a mighty roar
they’ll never expect
the power of my ink
or a stray tweet from a bird
it’ll all be over I swear
pardon me
think I will
pardon me
pardon me
pardon me
[bridge]
when this is over
we’ll fly into the sky
even space will be my realm
the moon will stop and gawk
at the power of my word
I’m a king
sitting on a golden throne
only God can judge me
and I say let me free
when all is said and done
I’ll smile and say
pardon me
pardon me
pardon me
