Month: May 2018

‘Cock An Eye’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Song

This just a pop song.

Cock An Eye
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

see you walk on by
and I sigh
stray thoughts pass through my head
don’t know what to say
much to my dismay
all I gotta say is you
make me

cock an eye
looking at you
cock an eye
think I might die
cock an eye

don’t know what happens next
won’t get any rest till I feel your breath
a touch of lust I confess
resides in my heart
but for right now
you just make me

cock an eye
looking at you
cock an eye
think I might die
cock an eye

[bridge]
nothing will happen
it’s obvious to me
but I can dream
that’s allowed
as far as I know

but when all is said and done
you’ll be on the run
by my side I believe
’cause I started it all
by having the gall to

cock an eye
looking at you
cock an eye
think I might die
cock an eye

‘Own It’ — #Lyrics To An R&B Pop Song About Barbara Palvin

Now, please take this into consideration — I just find Ms. Palvin uniquely gorgeous and of the moment. That’s it. And I’m bored. The title comes from a interview of her wearing a shirt with “Own It” on it. I feel like the director character at the beginning of Madonna’s Material Girl video. Ms. Palvin is a real stunner and I just feel like writing song lyrics and she happens to be on my mind at the moment. That’s it. Leave me alone. This would be a slow pop R&B song like Miguel’s “Coffee.”

Own It
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

she’s spins heads wherever she goes
boys gawk and stare
looking at her only on a dare
lovely as can be
her blue eyes sparkle in the sunlight
she’s of the moment
’cause she knows to

own it
own it
don’t blow it
own it
own it

when she walks the catwalk
the cameras squawk
people talk with every spin
they have thoughts of sin
but they can’t do anything
she’s out of their league
’cause she knows to

own it
own it
don’t blow it
own it
own it

[bridge]
what more can you ask for
we’re ready to see
what comes next
with her in our view
her leaving makes us blue

nothing more to say
but she’ll always have her way
leave you with regret
’cause she makes a bet to

own it
own it
don’t blow it
own it
own it

A Beauty Of Note: Barbara Palvin

Photo: Google Images

By Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I like to think I have an eye for beauty and right now the woman who’s caught my eye is Barbara Palvin. Something about her is very of the moment. While Emily Ratajkowski’s imperfections are a hallmark of her stunning beauty, to my mind, Ms. Palvin is the complete package.

From past experience, I’ve learned not to write too much about any woman in the public eye because inevitably someone, somewhere freaks out about it. So, I’ll be brief.

Ms. Palvin is gorgeous and I wish her well with her career.

A Blab ‘Show’ I’m Proud Of

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

No one cares and I’m just lighting matches and throwing them into the void at this point, but if for some reason you’re interested in me, here’s a really long, really interesting Blab.im “show” I did with the guy who at the time was in charge of it.

Idle Rambling About Writing A Novel

By Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I have been working on a novel off an on for about six years now.

I have struggled to figure out what I wanted to write about and how I wanted to do it. I know I want to tell the story of the late Annie Shapiro and me in Seoul in 2006-2008, but I’m not a good enough writer to tell it literally. So, after a lot of distractions and bouncing around, I’ve settled on telling a proxy story set in Southside Virginia.

The story wouldn’t be so much about Annie and me as it would be about the theoretical consequences of her secretly having a child with me and me not knowing about it for decades. It would be all very hazy and fictionalized. I tried to write a literal rome a clef about what happend in Seoul but it was a complete disaster in large part because it was more about me venting about something I was still angry about as opposed to telling a great story.

So, today I think I’m going to work on the novel again. The #FOTUS thing seems to have petered out. No one is interested and nothing is going on. I need to look for a job today as well. I just feel so meh. Nothing really excites me other than writing and photography.

I wish something fun-interesting would happen. Something where nobody got hurt and we all felt good about the news for once. Maybe Trump and his possible talks with the DPRK are it in a surreal, bonkers way.

Who knows.

#FOTUS: 2018 Mid-Terms & ‘Obstruction, Collusion & Coercion’

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

It’s Broidy. Broidy is the babydaddy. He has to be. He has to be. He has to be.

Having said that, let’s daydream about what if Trump is the babydaddy. If I was a Democratic strategist and Trump’s theoretical and alleged coercion of Ms. Bechard to get an abortion in exchange for $1.6 million was proven somehow, I would ditch “A Better Deal” and plow money into the slogan: “Obstruction, Collusion, Coercion.”

That’s how you bring about a Blue Wave and end this American nightmare we’re living through right now. I only way this because Trump has no shame and the Vichy Congressional Republicans will never impeach Trump for any reason.

But if you can bang into the mind of a liberal Republican woman in the Philadelphia exurbs the slogan “Obstruction, Collusion, Coercion” you have a damn good chance of winning back Congress. The idea that a Trump coerced a woman to have an abortion in exchange for $1.6 million would be pretty damning. It’d leave a welt, if nothing else.

The Obstruction, Collusion, Coercion slogan is pithy and catchy and powers home the stakes of the mid-term vote. If you could prove coercion somehow….whoa buddy. That’d be pretty deep. Obstruction and collusion aren’t very sexxxy and they’ve already been baked into what voters believe about Trump. But the last issue, that of coercion, if you could prove it, well, that’d be difficult for Rudy to throw his spaghetti at. At least I think. Before it was over with, Rudy would have us believing $1.6 million for an abortion is “nuisance” money for Trump and, besides, you know broads, they love getting abortions at the drop of the hat because of the liberal homosexual agenda that the criminal deep state cooked up after they killed JFK.

Yet all of this is moot because Broidy is the babydaddy and I’m making a fool out of myself and I really need to shut up and look for a job.

#FOTUS Cognitive Dissidence

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I give up. It was Broidy. It has to be. I just have no facts that it’s Trump and everything I don’t know presumably would break Broidy’s way. Having said that, if something changes all bets are off. Let’s do a run down of why I have such cognitive dissidence.

What proof do we have that Broidy is Shere Bechard’s babydaddy?
The NDA. That’s it. That’s all I got. We have no other proof, no other datapoint that says they had a romantic relationship.

What proof do we have that Trump is the babydaddy?
We don’t have any proof, but we have some really odd connections. The two most glaring of them being her selection of Keith Davidson as her representative and the fact that Broidy got direct access to the White House the day after the first check of the NDA pay off to Bechard cleared. We also have tenuous evidence via her social media and his schedule that they were in proximity to each other at the time of conception.

While I may keep writing about this out of boredom, I keep expecting someone to bang me over the head with something I’ve missed or some obvious proof that it’s Broidy that has been there all along. I’m feeling sheepish already thinking about how embarrassing this is all going to be.

Things Are Pretty Quiet

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Huh.

Things are extremely quiet. I have barely any traffic on this site anymore and it sure does seem like things have been wrapped up one way or another in the whole #FOTUS situation. It makes me wonder if it’s Elliot Broidy who’s the babydaddy, what I missed. If there was any fact that we already knew about that I simply misinterpreted or if whatever the powers that be know that I don’t know wasn’t readily available.

I struggled to figure out how to get some closure and it came from me allowing myself to accept that it was Trump who was Bechard’s babydaddy. But if it’s Trump, no one cares. So, while it makes me feel better to believe it’s Trump, it must be Broidy. It has to be. That’s the only explanation I can think of.

Now I have to think of something else to bide my time with.

The issue for me is that if it was a cover story, it was a pretty brazen one. But obvious it wasn’t a cover story because no one cares. Obviously, someone looked into it and they quickly learned it was Broidy. That’s the only thing I can think of. It’s weird. It’s really weird.

Really, really weird.

V-Log: Idle Rambling On The #FOTUS Theory

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Just rambling.