by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
Just for fun, let’s think up names for this scandal-that-might-not-be-a-scandal. It only really matters if Trump’s the babydaddy.
The POTUS Babydaddy Scandal
La Affair Bechard
POTUS Fetus affair
Bi-costal affair
Trumpgate
Bechardgate
Bedhoppin
Proxy Fall Guy Affair
Wait, what?
Meh. Nothing really is all that catchy other than POTUS Fetus Affair