It continues to amaze me that it’s not bigger news that the President of the United States is not only demonstrably unhinged, but has the mentality of a middle-school bully. So, this song is about Trump’s latest nickname, Dicky Durbin and how it’s so bad, so childish that it is flabbergasting. Anyway, this is a punk song. At least the music to it would be punk.
Dicky Durbin
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform
things don’t seem like they could get worse
make me want to hiss
when I see you on my screen
you come up with stupid names
for respectable people
at least from what I can glean
your latest is Dicky Durbin
Dicky Durbin
is that all you got, bruh
Dicky Durbin
is that all you got, bruh
you’re losing your touch
losing your touch
what is going to happen
I just don’t know
I just don’t know
what’s going to happen
boy, do I care
the president slings his shit
at senators and their ilk
what are we going to do
with this shithead
in the Oval Office?
Dicky Durbin
is that all you got, bruh
Dicky Durbin
is that all you got, bruh
you’re losing your touch
losing your touch
[bridge]
we’ve got to fight
the good fight
if Trump is going to sling the mud
we’ve got to sling the love
I believe we’re going to win
just got to vote when we get our chance
that chance will come soon enough
we’re going to win
we’re going to win
we’re going to win
